Behold the perfection that sits before you. No, not me silly, the muffins! Yes muffins! Carrot and raisin muffins with a butter cream frosting on top. Also, note the empty wrapper beside the other five. That one was a causality of war.
You see I have a wonderful client/friend who in addition to being the absolutely perfect gentleman, he drove from far away to see me, is a past master at cunnilingus, he also bakes the most delightful cookies, cakes, and muffins. Yes, he bakes. He is absolutely perfect and single, but not the marrying kind.
Now I am convinced he has a small harem about the place, because I am seeing too many happy and contented escorts and if I must say, ever expanding backsides-mine included- as evidence of him having delivered yet another delightful visit to some lucky lady.
Gents you can take lessons on how to treat a lady, escort or otherwise from this gentleman. And ladies, he is a gem to be treasured, so if you know of whom I speak, don’t be jealous, be secure in the knowledge my ass will be widening as a result of his wonderful visit. And if you are a good girl, maybe the patron saint of escorts will send him to a you soon for a visit .
Back to the muffins.