This wonderful product is called Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Plump. It is absolutely brilliant at doing just what it says on the box. Plumping your lips to extremes. Now I already have full lovely lips, but having seen the product in the store, couldn’t resist buying it due to the name. So when ever I want those just kissed lips look. I pop this stuff on.
Where the misuse comes in. Client of mine is in to figging, and since acquiring the ginger root on short notice was out of the question, I instead carved a carrot in the appropriate shape, smeared it with Sexy Mother Pucker, and away I went.
He was over the moon, and I now carry 2 tubes of this wonderful product, it seems it has uses at both ends.
As you were.