Today’s misuse of a cosmetic product.

Today’s misuse of a cosmetic product.

This wonderful product is called Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Plump. It is absolutely brilliant at doing just what it says on the box. Plumping your lips to extremes. Now I already have full lovely lips, but having seen the product in the store, couldn’t resist buying it due to the name. So when ever I want those just kissed lips look. I pop this stuff on.

Where the misuse comes in. Client of mine is in to figging, and since acquiring the ginger root on short notice was out of the question, I instead carved a carrot in the appropriate shape, smeared it with Sexy Mother Pucker, and away I went.

He was over the moon, and I now carry 2 tubes of this wonderful product, it seems it has uses at both ends.

As you were.

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