I HATE BEING BITTEN!

I HATE BEING BITTEN!

This is past being a pet peeve, this is in the territory of me getting violent, wanting to break off the end of a champagne glass and ram it into the jugular of the offending cretin. WHY, OH WHY! Would anyone think biting my nipple, or any other sensitive part of any woman’s anatomy is sexy, sensual, or turns us on? How can the moron think chomping down on my bits isn’t going to warrant me slapping them? And when they get this reaction, me smacking them besides the head, they look at me in shock and can’t understand what they have done. They seem to think they are being sexy, I am ready to kill.

What happens to some men when they are in a sexual situation? They have either been watching to many porn movies and think anything that can be done to a porn ACTRESS, I can do to a woman? Or is it because I am an escort, and the thoughts run to, oh I am paying her, so I can do what-ever?!

Which ever the case, boys your teeth are for chewing your food, or getting knocked out by your friends on a Saturday after a night of excessive drinking at the pub, not for biting on me.

Rant over!